{ config, pkgs, ... }:

{
  containers.hello = {
    autoStart = true;
    privateNetwork = true;
    hostAddress = "192.168.100.10";
    localAddress = "192.168.100.11";
    
    config = { config, pkgs, ... }: {
      system.stateVersion = "25.11";
      
      networking.firewall.allowedTCPPorts = [ 80 ];

      services.nginx = {
        enable = true;
        virtualHosts."localhost" = {
          # Return a 200 OK directly from nginx
          locations."/".return = "200 'Hello Fuckers I own this now!'";
          locations."/".extraConfig = ''
            default_type text/plain;
          '';
        };
      };
    };
  };
}