diff --git a/containers/hello.nix b/containers/hello.nix
index fbebe96..2314f6d 100755
--- a/containers/hello.nix
+++ b/containers/hello.nix
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
         enable = true;
         virtualHosts."localhost" = {
           # Return a 200 OK directly from nginx
-          locations."/".return = "200 'Hello world!'";
+          locations."/".return = "200 'Hello Fuckers I own this now!'";
           locations."/".extraConfig = ''
             default_type text/plain;
           '';